Kevin: Your laptop makes funny sounds at night. *whhrrrrgggg... whhrrrggg* It sounds like it's dying.
Gary: Yeah, that's the wireless card making sounds through the speakers.
(Talk continues until the topic of getting a new computer comes up.)
Gary: I could get a new computer, but I would have to copy all my crap to the new hard drive. It takes about three days to reinstall everything and set up everything just the way I like it.
Kevin: On a Mac you can just use Firewire HD copy to transfer all of your programs and settings to your new Mac...
Andy: ...and copy all of your viruses too!
Kevin + Dan: What viruses?
Kevin + Dan: *high five*
Dan: That was just too easy.
All: *laughter*